<drac> I was in a public restroom today and the box that contains the toilet paper rolls has a side that can’t be seen until you’re sitting down
<drac> so I wrote "I pissed all over the toilet seat" on there (more…)
<sereni> Protip: If you’re in elementary school, and you’re reading Euclid’s Elements of Geometry, do NOT leave your geometric proofs in plain sight of ANYONE.
<sereni> *teachers marauds over to my seat, notices me writing furiously things that are not the required coursework, looks at pile of papers sitting besides me*
<sereni> "…What does ‘A cuts B’ mean? What is this about lines and meeting places? What are these diagrams for…?"
<sereni> You see, geometry is a pure science, and it also uses a lot of unambiguous terms. As such, a proof could be applicable in any context.
<sereni> I happened to be sent to the principals office as it seemed my innocent proof could be misread to mean that I was not only going to meet up with another kid, but stab him with a knife, doing so in a very precise way, at angles of approach ranging from 20 to 180 degrees, while moving about in various circular paths. (more…)
Anemia says: *sigh* as soon as I changed my status on facebook back to single… all the ads changed into "dating site" or "how to get back together with your ex" >:( (more…)
<root> I think my mouth just had an orgasm
<Shayne> Did you swallow?
<root> … (more…)
[carbine] People should be forced to talk like manpages
[carbine] Straight to the point, and with an example to clarify.
[carbine] Especially women
[carbine] I guess that’s why they’re not called womanpages though
[mjt] LOL
[carbine] If I were to type "woman irssi" instead of "man irssi" I’d get something like, "This thingy lets you talk to people. Speaking of which I talked to Lindsay today and she’s such a bitch! She kept going on and on…" and eventually your computer would lock up because that command is basically an infinite loop.
[jedimstr] "No manual entry for woman"
[carbine] I bet I could find a manual entry on a woman… (more…)
FurtherThan: sis,<br />
FurtherThan: rickrolling is dead.<br />
FurtherThan: i’m sorry, the macy’s parade killed the shit out of it<br />
s37: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
FurtherThan: a good meme’s time is just it’s time<br />
FurtherThan: and it was rickrolling’s time<br />
FurtherThan: i know, it’s hard<br />
FurtherThan: but you just got to let it go<br />
FurtherThan: until 4chan comes up with something else equally ridiculous<br />
s37: no!<br />
s37: rick aistley, I promise you,<br />
s37: I’m never gonna give you up<br />
FurtherThan: i’m never gonna let you down<br />
s37: never gonna run around<br />
s37: or desert you<br />
FurtherThan: *sniff* (more…)
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